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Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
03/26/2014 at 23:28 • Filed to: None

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I may or may not have passed a police checkpoint doing over 100 kph just now. Thank Senna for crooked, faded license plates.


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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/26/2014 at 23:31

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What's wrong with 62 MPH?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/26/2014 at 23:32

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Downtown. In a 40 kph zone. :p


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/26/2014 at 23:32

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Ah.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/26/2014 at 23:35

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Yup. It's past midnight already though, so there wasn't a soul anywhere to be seen. Just me, my sister and her friends which I was paid to drive home after being introduced as "The Wheelman. Don't talk to the wheelman"

I couldn't trot at 40 after that.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/26/2014 at 23:37

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You at least hit on your sister's friends?


Kinja'd!!! CRider > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/26/2014 at 23:38

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Now you're The Convict. Don't talk to The Convict... Seriously, don't talk to him.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/26/2014 at 23:42

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Nah, it was like 5 minutes of wide open throttle, Alice in Chains, screaming and laughing and suddenly we were on the other side of town. Plus, the Wheelman don't talk :p


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CRider
03/26/2014 at 23:50

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Heh, they'll have to catch me first...


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/27/2014 at 00:01

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don't try and impose your imperialistic number system on others. fascist.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/27/2014 at 00:22

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That shit used to happen to me a lot!! Once picked up some girls, one tried to get in the drivers door, I was like "uuhhh" "get in the back yo!" lol.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/27/2014 at 03:11

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All you have to do is start taking a baseball bat to a Nova and you'll come running. Then it's just a matter of throwing con rods at you until you stop struggling.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CRider
03/27/2014 at 13:36

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I'll be in and out before they spot me. With the Nova. I'm the Wheelman after all :p